This is a collaborative piece with the creator of Owltober, Uncle Joe White
Stoneys lurk primarily in parks around New York City, as well as Vermont and questionable health clinics at undisclosed locations in California. Much like the koala, they must maintain a steady intake of noxious leaves so their mood remains balanced. When deprived of their mental supplements, they fly into a violent rage that can only be stopped by visiting this website. Their primary choice of prey would be small slender puppies, as they resemble the hot dogs they scavenge.
However, a Stoney has never actually consumed one as they are very forgetful. Their daschund companions quickly develop a mutually beneficial relationship, much like a bird that feeds upon a rhino’s parasites. The daschund consumes the festering food scraps left around Stoney’s tie-dyed den.
In the winter, they migrate to what they believe is the south, but often end up somewhere in Europe.
The Stoney is horribly addicted to drugs and must be avoided at all costs.
Very cute! A match made in heaven.
Best one yet. Your descriptions are as delightful as the picture itself!